Saturday Morning Photo Album

[oselle]

Good morning. Since I abandoned my usual commitment to remaining spoiler-free all summer, I've started haunting places that I'd normally avoid, which means that I'm coming across lots of photos. None of these are spoilery, and most of you have probably already seen them, but I wanted to share, along with my habitually unkind thoughts:

I was going to say that Jared's seemingly ever-increasing size and newfound hirsuteness make him look like a werewolf, but the most recent round of photos called to mind none other than Charles Manson. I mean seriously:



What's especially amusing about this photo is Jared's enthusiasm at cozying up with this lovely young Nina Dobrev-lookalike at L.A.'s Viper Room, given that she's just his type. Look out, Genevieve!

Hey, speaking of Mrs. Padalecki, you may have heard the expression that a smile is your best accessory? Well, apparently, not for everyone:



Egads.

Jensen at least is pretty as ever, but bless his heart, he still manages to keep up his penchant for taking painfully awkward photos:



I don't know how someone who has spent more than half his life in front of the camera can sometimes look so much like he's crawling out of his skin, but Jensen pulls it off -- while simultaneously looking like he's either half asleep or needs to take a shit. All I know is that on him it's adorable. (The woman with him is Rebecca Dardanelle, Eric Kripke's assistant and author of the latest SPN tie-in novel, which Jensen is holding. Awkwardly.)

Then there's Misha Collins:



Misha is currently in Haiti. I don't know what he's doing in Haiti, but he's no doubt planning to build houses for earthquake-displaced citizens, dig clean-water wells, found a school or quite possibly several, and milk goats. After which he will give sight to the blind, walk on water, enjoy a vigorous vinyasa flow, and then travel deep into the countryside to lead a drum circle with the locals who, of course, will immediately accept him as one of their own. Who IS this guy?


Photos credits:
Charles Manson & The Missus: all_spn
Awkward Jensen: missyjack
Indescribable Misha: Misha's Twitter. Note: this photo was not taken in Haiti. He posted it a few weeks ago, with the comment, "This is my favorite blouse/skirt combo."

Comments

[oselle.livejournal.com]

The Misha photo was a total gift -- I wanted to say something about him in Haiti and I just needed any picture of him...I should have known something like this would turn up instead of some boring photo of him say...at the Viper Room. He's like the guy in that Dos Equis commercial -- The Most Interesting Man Alive.

Looking at Misha, I really wish I were skilled in Photoshop so that I could create a Zelig-style album of Misha Collins at various moments in history. Running the bulls with Hemingway? Misha Collins. Surveying Blitzed-out London beside Churchill? Misha Collins. Riding shotgun with Jack Kerouac? Misha Collins. Advising the Beatles on haircuts? Misha Collins. Chipping golfballs on the moon? Misha Collins.

I seriously can't believe no one's done this yet. Maybe they have.