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[oselle]

Here are some of my favorite current events stories from this week. And by "favorite," I mean, "stories that make me want to blow my brains out."

At the urging of conservatives, the government has sunk $1.3 BILLION dollars into a laughably backward sex non-education program that teaches "abstinence only." Well, the numbers are in and guess what? IT'S NOT WORKING. But who cares about things like "statistics?" We don't need no stinkin' scientists tellin' us how to raise our kids!

I love it when the "real men" who drove us into Iraq with their tough-guy hard-ons for war and torture get put on the spot and show what they're really made of. This week, former Bush Attorney General, torture-policy architect and legendary singing patriot John Ashcroft LOST HIS SHIT when he was brutally interrogated by...A twenty-year-old college student.

And in other news, John McCain is still a fucking idiot.

All I have to say is THANK GOD FOR KITTENS.

Comments

[the0neru.livejournal.com]

why can't we get the winchester boys to run for the presidency-vp positions?! at least then we could be fighting a war for a REASON.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I agree. Winchester/Winchester '08.

[the0neru.livejournal.com]

they'd have... unique lobbying possibilities: the NRA, the salt and silver industries, possibly timber... and of course Chevy would have to back them (how AWESOME would it be for the president and vice president to arrive at events in the Impala?!).

i'm thinking about this in WAY too much detail.

[oxer12.livejournal.com]

I'm several posts too late for this, but I just wanted to let you know that you can count me among your drooling sycophants. LOL

And John McCain is still a fucking idiot.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I'm ready to make "John McCain is a fucking idiot" the name of my journal.

Incidentally, after proposing that we solve our economic woes via Ebay, he then accused Barack Obama of insensitivity to struggling Americans. Yes, he's still a fucking idiot. (http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/04/28/john-mccain-alleged-champion-of-the-poor/)

Nice sycophanting, btw!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

And you know, since they're used to dealing with the minions of Satan, they'd know just how to handle Republicans. Maybe they can go rock salt Rush Limbaugh's ass.

[the0neru.livejournal.com]

Maybe they can go rock salt Rush Limbaugh's ass. - OH HELL (heh) YES PLEASE. i'd actually pay to see that. :D