An Incantation for Dean Winchester

[oselle]

Mmmmm, I'm totally going to answer all comments about the Misogyny post but this is more important.

kimonkey7 was asking for an estimate of how many people might be in the SPN fandom. Her research led to this goddamn brilliant post which should by all rights be the last word in this week's wank.

But it led my head in a different direction. Thousands of people in this fandom and there's Dean in Hell. This of course is unacceptable. If a global fandom doesn't have the power to get Dean Winchester out of Hell, then nothing can. So if you're feeling all depressed about Dean in Hell, here is:



An Incantation for Dean Winchester
This is the real thing. An exorcism for release from a blood pact with the devil. Taken from The Book of Black Magic and Pacts, A.E. Waite, London, 1898. Reprinted in A Dictionary of Angels, Gustav Davidson, New York, 1967. I'm afraid I don't have a Latin translation, so you'll have to make do with English:

I exorcise thee, O impious Satan. In vain dost thou boast of this deed. I command thee to restore it as a proof befoe the whole world that when God receiveth a sinner, thou has no longer any rule over his soul. I abjure thee, by him who expelled thee from thy stronghold, bereft thee of the arms which thou didst trust in, and distributed thy spoils. Return therefore this deed whereby this creature of God foolishly bound himself to thy service; return it, I say, in His name by whom thou art overcome. When thy power has come to nothing, presume not longer to retain this useless document. By penitence already hath this creature of God restored himself to his true Lord, spurning thy yoke, hoping in the Divine mercy for defence against thine assaults.

You should spit three times on the ground after saying it.

What the heck, it'll keep you busy until September. :)

Comments

[eken95.livejournal.com]

But will it work in English!? I've said it three times alredy and he's not back.

[i-o-r-h-a-e-l.livejournal.com]

:D

But I can't spit...

[oselle.livejournal.com]

You gotta keep saying it till September!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

You can't hawk up a few loogies for Dean Winchester? Shame on you.

[i-o-r-h-a-e-l.livejournal.com]

Never spit.

Vomit, yes. :D

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Vomit doesn't count.

I'm totally telling Dean when he comes back that you wouldn't spit for him.

[i-o-r-h-a-e-l.livejournal.com]

That would be pointless, don't you think? Since he still comes back even without me spitting. :D