But...but...why do you even need Cobra? You've got plenty of insurance down at the emergency room right? To quote John Goodman...Voila! Problem solved!

I'm the same age as you and I've seen things go downhill too, from the day-to-day stuff, like the price of groceries, to the really big stuff like oh, I dunno, the way THE FUCKING PLANET IS DYING. If McCain wins...I don't know. Maybe the EU will mercifully invade us and install a provisional government.