"Next interview I'm gonna say that I kiss you awake."

Oh, that's just mean. The fangirls will just combust from the squee, and where would all the fangirls be then? Dead, instead of watching the show.

So, actually, that'd be cutting off one's nose to spite one's face - really inadvisable, Jared!

But bwahaha, like it's news they pull our strings and push our buttons; we totally eat it right up. Mean boys.