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oselleETA: It seems that the promo features a mix of scenes from several upcoming episodes, not just 4:15. So what's behind the cut are spoilers for much of the remainder of Season 4.
Okay, I have seen the new SPN promo and here is what I take away:
The Good
1) Dean's in the hospital Dean's in the hospital!!!!!! YAY! With an oxygen tube and everything!! (Excuse me, a nasal canula, a medical term I actually learned from fanfic).
2) Jensen looks even more freakishly pretty than usual. Maybe the video was not too sharp but he just looks like delicious, creamy perfection. I just wanna eat him for God's sake. He's like a...a..giant marshmallow peep. Or like that marzipan they can shape into anything, you know? All of which is very, very inconvenient because I know it'll distract me and prevent me from making intelligent critique of:
The Bad
3) Judging from what the promo showed, it appears that the big important work the Angels had in store for Dean was becoming their very own Lord High Inquisitor of Demons complete with all kinds of nasty looking tools and grisly acids and stuff. Look, people. If I want to watch a show that promotes torture as a necessary evil I'll go hang out at Dick Cheney's house and catch up on 24. Just...no.
4) I'm putting on my Jumping to Unfounded Conclusions hat to speculate that the show might consider itself oh-so CLEVER by having Dean go darkside instead of the loooong-anticipated Sam and having Sam (and his nubile demon girlfriend) rescue and redeem Dean, not vice versa.
5) Speaking of nubile demon girlfriends, I really don't understand why they're picking up the Sam/Ruby romance storyline again unless it's later revealed that Ruby is using sex to increase her influence over Sam. What could the other reasons be? If the writers just like the gratuitous sex, then they should be writing for Gossip Girls. If the writers want to establish a genuine emotional bond between these two and complete the rehabilitation of Ruby into Saint Ruby of the Perfect Girlfriends, my very erudite critique of that is BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. What are they going to do? Have Dean turn into a sadistic angel-puppet while Righteous Sam and Saint Ruby team up to save the world via multiple orgasms? EGADS!!! Strap on your water-skiis because if that happens there's gonna be a hell of a lot of shark-jumping on Thursday night.
The Ugly
6) Ruby's torture-porn sequence in "Heaven and Hell" was repellent and do we really, really need a redux of it with Alistair? (At least he's not naked but frankly, that makes the Ruby scene even more grossly gratuitous.) And do we really, really want to see Dean, our Dean, wielding the tools of the torture trade with such evident relish here on earth? I don't. Yech.
I know I shouldn't judge an entire episode based on little teeny out-of-context and out-of-sequence snippets. The whole Torquemada Dean scene could be nothing more than a dream sequence for all I know and then won't I feel silly?
However, aside from DEAN IN THE HOSPITAL YAY! and OMG MARZIPAN JENSEN YAY!, what I've seen of this episode (and what it bodes for the rest of the season) would appear to be exquisitely, and very disappointingly, distasteful.
Okay, I have seen the new SPN promo and here is what I take away:
The Good
1) Dean's in the hospital Dean's in the hospital!!!!!! YAY! With an oxygen tube and everything!! (Excuse me, a nasal canula, a medical term I actually learned from fanfic).
2) Jensen looks even more freakishly pretty than usual. Maybe the video was not too sharp but he just looks like delicious, creamy perfection. I just wanna eat him for God's sake. He's like a...a..giant marshmallow peep. Or like that marzipan they can shape into anything, you know? All of which is very, very inconvenient because I know it'll distract me and prevent me from making intelligent critique of:
The Bad
3) Judging from what the promo showed, it appears that the big important work the Angels had in store for Dean was becoming their very own Lord High Inquisitor of Demons complete with all kinds of nasty looking tools and grisly acids and stuff. Look, people. If I want to watch a show that promotes torture as a necessary evil I'll go hang out at Dick Cheney's house and catch up on 24. Just...no.
4) I'm putting on my Jumping to Unfounded Conclusions hat to speculate that the show might consider itself oh-so CLEVER by having Dean go darkside instead of the loooong-anticipated Sam and having Sam (and his nubile demon girlfriend) rescue and redeem Dean, not vice versa.
5) Speaking of nubile demon girlfriends, I really don't understand why they're picking up the Sam/Ruby romance storyline again unless it's later revealed that Ruby is using sex to increase her influence over Sam. What could the other reasons be? If the writers just like the gratuitous sex, then they should be writing for Gossip Girls. If the writers want to establish a genuine emotional bond between these two and complete the rehabilitation of Ruby into Saint Ruby of the Perfect Girlfriends, my very erudite critique of that is BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. What are they going to do? Have Dean turn into a sadistic angel-puppet while Righteous Sam and Saint Ruby team up to save the world via multiple orgasms? EGADS!!! Strap on your water-skiis because if that happens there's gonna be a hell of a lot of shark-jumping on Thursday night.
The Ugly
6) Ruby's torture-porn sequence in "Heaven and Hell" was repellent and do we really, really need a redux of it with Alistair? (At least he's not naked but frankly, that makes the Ruby scene even more grossly gratuitous.) And do we really, really want to see Dean, our Dean, wielding the tools of the torture trade with such evident relish here on earth? I don't. Yech.
I know I shouldn't judge an entire episode based on little teeny out-of-context and out-of-sequence snippets. The whole Torquemada Dean scene could be nothing more than a dream sequence for all I know and then won't I feel silly?
However, aside from DEAN IN THE HOSPITAL YAY! and OMG MARZIPAN JENSEN YAY!, what I've seen of this episode (and what it bodes for the rest of the season) would appear to be exquisitely, and very disappointingly, distasteful.