I Haz Gender Issues?

[oselle]

I dreamt -- vividly -- that I'd grown a dick. Not that I became a man, I was still myself but...with a dick. And a very impressive member it was too, if I dare say so myself.

Now, in the dream I knew (the way you know things in dreams) that this was a temporary situation and so all I wanted to do was go out and have sex with my new dick so that I could write slash. That was all I could think about. That I would be able to write the most convincing slash evah! because out of all the other chicks writing slash, only I would know what it was really like to get a blow job or to fuck someone or to get fucked while actually possessing a prostate gland. Right? Right!?

And you know, I think I have a whole new understanding of men since this dream, and why they always have sex on the brain. Because when you actually have a dick? It's just hanging there. It's always there. It's in the way. You can't stop thinking about it because it's just there. It's got a mind of its own and it's THERE.

Yes. It is very distracting, having a dick. It's a wonder men manage to do anything at all.