I can't believe I have anything to say about Harry Potter, but the posters for the new movie are out and WTF when the hell did Tom Felton go and get good-looking on us? What a goldmine for you Harry/Draco shippers now that movie Draco's actually kinda hot in a creepy-ass turtleneck albino sort of way. But seriously, now it's really a shame that Draco will never have anything terribly interesting to do, at least not if they follow the books, because this kid's a burgeoning cutie-pie worthy of all sorts of shenanigans beyond that whole one-dimensional, lame bully/wuss routine that JKR cooked up for him.