LOL Part Deux

[oselle]

Man, today was just an LOL! kinda day!

Here's the inimitable Sarah Palin, talking about gun rights in her farewell speech:

"...you’re going to see anti-hunting, anti-second amendment circuses from Hollywood and here’s how they do it. They use these delicate, tiny, very talented celebrity starlets, they use Alaska as a fundraising tool for their anti-second amendment causes."

LOL! What is she talking about!?! Is this true!? Is a terrifyng circus of delicate, tiny celebrity starlets about to descend upon Alaska like locusts to take away their guns? And if they're so delicate and tiny, why can't the Alaskans just shoot them LOL!! Or do they only shoot shit from helicopters? And does this have anything to do with a Circus of the Stars revival?? LOL!!

Also LOLed over:

"Hollywood needs to know we eat, therefore we hunt."

Again with the Hollywood! WHY DOESN'T HOLLYWOOD WANT SARAH PALIN TO EAT? Because they're all so tiny and delicate?? And my God, did Sarah Palin really earn so little money as governor of Alaska that she had to hunt OR STARVE??

These are real quotes! I swear to God! Real quotes that people APPLAUDED!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

Sarah Palin is one big LOL!!!

[sixth-queen.livejournal.com]

Sarah Palin of the $150,000 wardrobe, Sarah Palin the fucking BEAUTY QUEEN, has brass balls to be complaining about celebrity and starlets.

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

They explained a little of this on the Daily Show (or tried to). Apparently Ashley Judd did a psa against the policy of shooting wolves from the air. She's taking wolf sandwiches out of the mouths of Sarah Palin's kids! It's a circus! And stay away from her kid! And wtf?

Seriously, that speech is SO CRAZY! Jon Stewart also added that...when has Hollywood ever been anti-gun? The #1 movie currently is a family film about guinea pigs. And they're heavily armed.

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

OMG. It's a poem!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCdqRbWYWbU

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

Damn. NBC took it down. In case you didn't see it, here it is on Hulu. The master thespian interprets the speech:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/85839/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien-shatner-does-palin

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I saw it and it was brilliant but OH, there were so many other parts of that speech that deserved to be set to bongos. What Shatner could have done with "tiny celebrity starlets" and the whole "the troops are dying for your freedom so you reporters try tellin' the truth fer a change!" bit.

You should watch her speech with the sound off. The catalog of gestures and facial tics alone is absolutely terrifying. And WTF was up with that GIANT corsage? Is she going to the prom? LOL! It was bigger than her FLAG PIN so clearly SHE HATES AMERICA.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I guarantee that most of her audience there and the vast majority of people who watched that speech had no clue about the Ashley Judd thing and since when does ONE commerical spot by ASHLEY JUDD of all people constitute an entire "Hollywood circus" that somehown wants Alaskans to go hungry because they can't shoot wolves out of airplanes (TIP TO ALASKANS: If you're worried about eating, it's a lot more economical to buy food in a supermarket than TO SHOOT IT FROM A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE).

And yes, for God's sake, just look out those outrageous ads for the new "GI Joe" movie and tell me Hollywod hates guns.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

LOL, there was such an angry, spoiled little-girl edge to her voice when she said that, too. Whatsa matter Sarah, you want to be the only beauty queen in the room? LOL what a goddamn crazy asshole she is.

OOOH, there I go being impolite again! LOL! I'm so mean and unfair to the goddamn crazy assholes of America.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

She is COMEDY GOLD!