5:10

[oselle]

I swear to God, this fucking show makes me feel like I'm trapped in some sort of passive-aggressive abusive relationship.

For five whole weeks, Show gives me nothing, insults my intelligence, bores me to tears, ridicules me in public and shits all over my feelings and then, then, just when I'm finally ready to change the locks on the worthless bastard, he turns up in my living room with candy and flowers and champagne and "I'm sorry baby, it'll never happen again" and "Please take me back, baby" and stands there looking all fucking sexy and what do I do, stupid twat that I am?

I LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BACK IN.

And the sonofabitch gives me one good roll and says "See ya in two months, toots," and leaves me here with an ashtray full of cigarette butts and dirty sheets and just enough of a taste of what to expect when he gets back that oh, he just fucking knows I'll be sitting right here waiting for him.

PRICK.

Is it January yet? I miss you already, baby! I love you! Call me!

Comments

Re: EXACTLY!!!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

FUCK. I gotta get outta this relationship!

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

LOL!

May I please put this in metaquotes? Pretty please?

[janissa11.livejournal.com]

*laughing* WHAT YOU SAID.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Anything you like.

[morganslady.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry but I'm grinning at your post, although I will always be attached to SPN,I can sympathize with those who aren't. Your discription is wonderful.. Know you're not the only one who feels that way,there are others out there.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

UGH ISN'T IT JUST AWFUL!!?!?

I'm just going to forget episodes 5 through 9 ever happened...until the next time Show treats me like shit and then I'll be all, "THIS time I mean it, we're through!" and we'll see how long THAT lasts.

God, I'm such a twat.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

This show has just never been consistently good IMO and sometimes it's so rock-bottom awful that I never want to see it again and after last week I was more than ready to kick its sorry ass to the curb for good and then THIS.

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

If only they could keep this up for a whole season. Man.

Re: is there a ten step group?

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Tonight's meeting of "Good Women, Bad Television" will meet in the Monsignor McClancy Auditorium at 9:00.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine if they had gone straight from 5:04 to THIS? And these were both Ben Edlund episodes. That guy is on a ROLL. Probably a good thing they can't keep it up because my head would be exploding every Thursday night.

[ariadnes-string.livejournal.com]

Word, girl, motherfucking WORD.

(it's like having a relationship with a split personality: sometimes they're Ben Edlund, and write episodes that might not have a lot of plot, but at least pack an emotional punch; and sometimes they're...all those other bozos in the SPN writers' room)

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Yes! See, it's not Show's fault! It's Show's stupid, asshole, Jackass-level entourage! If only I could get Show away from those idiots he'd be the Show I know he can be...the Show he wants to be! MY Show!!

I'll text you every day, baby!!!

[ariadnes-string.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I think I need to bust out the Icon of Shamelessness to keep us company during the next two dismal months.

[roque-clasique.livejournal.com]

So, wait, is this week's episode good?
Is that what that means???

[oselle.livejournal.com]

It's too good. Bloody hell, I hate it.

[tskterata.livejournal.com]

Word.

The last five episodes were so meh (and sometimes argh WTF?) that I missed recording the first five minutes because I simply had better things to do - and then this! Sure, I turn my back for five minutes and Show gets all awesome on me. W. T. F?

Stupid Show.

When is it coming back?

[catsbycat.livejournal.com]

I must say that I concur. I think I’ve got whiplash from the turn-around between last week’s episode and this one. What a cracker! I’m v.sad Jo and Ellen are gone, but what a scene!! And Lucifer? And Castiel? And forward progression of storyline? \o/ Also, pretty boys are pretty.

In other news, I thought you might like this gem from andreas_ri


badass Dean fullsize (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/CCat1/SN504-TL-0002.jpg)
(http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/CCat1/?action=view&current=SN504-TL-0002-1.jpg)

[oxer12.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

My thought pattern ran much the same way! And then it was over and I was like, "TWO MONTHS???" WTF is up with that? Why on earth are they taking a 2-month break?

I also thought I missed a segment there at the end. What the hell happened? I saw Castiel sneak up with the "shhh" gesture, then Lucifer said, "Hello, Death," and then Bobby was burning the photo. I must know what happens next!!

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

Done!

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

You forgot "kill my best friends and stomp on my dog."

Here from metaquotes. I FEEL YOUR PAIN. Solidarity!

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! It's funny (and oh so tragic) because it's TRUUUUUUEEE!

[roque-clasique.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

*pants heavily*

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I gave up recording the episodes at all after 5:05 because none of them seemed worth having. But this one I'd love to be watching again right now (although Smallville is kicking some serious post-apocalyptic ass tonight).

It's not coming back until JANUARY 21!!!!!!!!!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I will love you forever for posting this picture and will dedicate my upcoming Dean/Castiel epic to you.

ETA: That is the baddest ass motherfuckin thing I've seen since Mel Gibson wearing that iron leg-harness in The Road Warrior.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I guess we're supposed to assume that Castiel turned up just in time to spirit Sam and Dean out of the blast zone and to the safety of Bobby's place (though how he could do that is beyond me since he doesn't have most of his former powers), and that Death was indeed raised but the show chose to go with the less-is-more approach and not show him (or perhaps lacked the budget to do so with any effect).

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Show also cleaned out my fridge. And left me with an itch.

I'll still be waiting for him with a cold beer and a fresh pack of smokes come January. Sucker.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

To think there are women out there who have dysfunctional relationships with actual men. I don't get THAT at all.

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

1) It's not your fault. I think it might be kind of my fault, since I helped introduce you to show.

2) I'm not sorry this happened to you, because we all get what we deserve in this world, for good or ill or both all together.

3) You should totally not get your self-respect on and kick show to the curb, because, OMG, do you see that pic someone posted below? Need I say more?

[oselle.livejournal.com]

1) I think we've long-ago established that everything wrong in my life is your fault.

2) If I was really getting what I deserved in this life, right now I'd be getting royalties from Smallville who tonight are doing a post-apocalptic episode in which Lois walks in on a post-apoc Clark giving himself a sponge bath. Not naked though, alas.

3) That picture is pure fucking sex-juice. I may have to invest in some sort of high-quality ladies' pleasure apparatus after looking at that.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

LOL I is famous!

[gypsy-atavari.livejournal.com]

You win at life and pretty much everything. ROTFLMAO

:-)

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

I feel like I need to go to confession for just looking at that picture.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I think I should finally join that convent and spend the rest of my life performing pious good works to atone for the searingly filthy lust inspired by that picture. He just looks so...so dirty.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

LOL, thank you!

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

So very, very true! And we'll stay, we'll stay, and he knows it! :D