I spent way too many childhood Thanksgivings being forced to color Pilgrim pictures in school to ever find buckled hats and shoes pretty. He may have rocked the lederhosen back in Season 4 but even Jensen couldn't pull off the Miles Standish look. Shudder.

I probably shouldn't even talk about this because Sera Gamble is clearly reading my journal and doing everything she can to pick out everything that will drive me nuts.