SPN 6:01: Exile on Main Street

[oselle]

The only reason I'm even bothering to post a review is because I'm still high off the four beers and five cigs I had while watching that episode.

Without further ado:

1. It was smart to keep Lisa and Ben's presence to a minimum, and to not hammer us over the head with Dean's domesticity. Truth be told, Dean seems to be an awkward fit with suburban life which is exactly what he should be. Despite Lisa's assertion that this was "the best year of her life" we can at least tell it was and continues to be tough going for them. I'm discomfited by Dean telling Sam that he basically pushed Dean into that life...i.e., that he wouldn't have chosen it for himself. It makes Lisa and Ben look like the consolation prize and I don't like that. That's why I'll continue to insist that Dean's "settling down" should only have come at the END of the series so that we'd never have to deal with the consequences of it. Now we've got this big mess with the very likable Lisa and her twelve-year-old son...and this guy who -- by his own admission -- is only with them because he made a deathbed promise to his brother.

2. The promos were pushing a "TRUST NO ONE" tagline and I don't know if that means we're supposed to be wary of Sam and all those Campbells. Are they not who they claim to be?

3. Speaking of all those Campbells...too many Campbells. Based on what I heard from ComicCon, I thought the various and sundry Campbell relatives would be rolled out over the season...HAHAHAHA I should know better than to expect anything approaching subtlety. No, instead we get FOUR of them in the premiere, including Gramps, who apparently has been "brought down" from heaven (?) to chaperone Sam and OH MY GOD doesn't anyone besides me remember that all of Mary's relatives were supposed to be dead? And OH MY GOD are we honestly supposed to believe that these Campbells who, apparently, are to hunting what the Kennedys are to politics, WOULD NOT HAVE LOOKED OUT FOR MARY CAMPBELL'S SONS AFTER SHE DIED? That for the past THIRTY YEARS they have been unaware of the existence of Sam and Dean Campbell-Winchester? Please. I DEFY you to fucking fanwank that shit.

4. BOY, Sera Gamble is sure in love with that Mayflower business, isn't she? I'm seeing a Very Special Thanksgiving episode in full period costume.

5. Speaking of Sera Gamble...bringing back the djinns from Raelle Tucker's great "What Is And Never Should Be" final episode does not make Sera Gamble into Raelle Tucker. Frankly, bringing back the djinns made no sense at all and was one of the klutziest plot bridges I ever saw. So what, they've been hanging around for four fucking years waiting to get revenge on Dean?

6. I'm giving Sam a temporary pass on his behavior because I don't know if Sam is really Sam or if Sam was so fucked up by hell that he's all dead inside or what. But there's simply no excuse for Bobby at all. Oh right, Dean's having such a wonderful life in suburbia that HE WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW HIS BROTHER WAS ALIVE. Mmmhmm.

7. How did Dean even manage to find a manufacturing job in this economy?

8. Jensen clearly put on weight and should not be wearing his shirt tucked into his jeans. Hey, someone had to say it.

9. If Sam Adams Oktoberfest Ale is in the supermarket it shouldn't be ninety fuckin degrees out.

10. Whatever.

Comments

[mangokulfi.livejournal.com]

Sorry to be blunt but to me that's typical Sam. He always knows what's best and Dean needs to fall in line or Sam will run off and find someone who's not so "bossy." Yeah, I think I'm still bitter about season 5. :(

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's kind of what I'm hearing other people say -- whatever Sam thinks is best for him at any given moment is what he thinks is the best course of action, period. And I'm sorry but there are times that Jared's acting seems to be the problem because so often I don't know what he's trying to convey. Like almost every time last season when he was supposed to be showing remorse, he just came across as a sulky kid who'd gotten caught doing something bad and was forced to apologize. I find it so hard to believe the writers and producers aren't seeing that.

[mangokulfi.livejournal.com]

Maybe the writers do see that and that's why they overcompensate so hard but in exactly the wrong ways. I dunno. I don't get this show at all anymore. They should have just walked away at the end of season 5 or better yet, season 4.

[mangokulfi.livejournal.com]

Scratch that. 504 should have been the series finale and then I could have imagined something like your post-504 verse. Way better than the crap that we're getting now.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

As we were edging towards the season 5 finale, I swear...I was just dumb enough to think they were going to stun all of us and go full-blown apocalypse with Season 6. They were totally setting us up for it -- the virus was being unleashed, Dean had irrevocably said no to Michael and Sam had every intention of going to Detroit to say yes to Lucifer.

"The End" was a gift that could have kept on giving. Jared could have finally gotten to play Evil!Sam, not Evil?Sam. Castiel could have stayed in the show for a reason. Bobby would have been killed off and Dean could have worn a glorious THIGH HOLSTER all season while kicking ass every single week. Alas, they refused to take a chance on doing something that daring, in fact, I'm sure it never even crossed their minds. Instead, Kripke went full speed ahead with HIS series finale, and damn Season 6 and everything that might come after it. Seriously, the mind boggles.