I just leant somebody in my office The Wicker Man. Though sadly, he doesn't much like the whole 70s nudity horror thing. But even he recognized how bad the remake was in comparison--apparently the poor man had actually seen the remake of no point.

But yeah, I do love the "for the crops" thing. Like...what crops? Somebody should come up with some twist on that idea by watching that movie Food, Inc. Like it's more likely that the big corporations would force the farmers to murder people for them just like they keep insisting on crueller practices with animals.