"I don't want to read anything about IRS agents in Peoria, Illinois unless one of them starts conjuring Satan from his Rolodex while his cubicle-mate just happens to keep a sawed-off shotgun full of rocksalt in his desk."

I've never considered reading such a thing until now but yes -- I don't want to read anything like that either. Sadly, the bookstores are absolutely brimming with books that I would never want to read. I positively *shudder* when I walk past the chick-lit section; I think I have a rare but severe allergy.