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Today is baylorsr's birthday. As some of you know, baylorsr and I have a long and ugly history. Basically, she is a terrible, terrible person. So here are my:

TOP FIVE REASONS TO HATE baylorsr

5) She lures hapless urbanites to isolated cabins in the north woods and forces them to watch The Evil Dead until they're forever traumatized by lakeside vacation destinations.

4) She operates a Midwestern den of depravity in which she exposes innocent victims to the incubus-like charms of Jensen Ackles on really bad television programs.

3) She creates sick, sick comic books in which she manipulates her characters like the twisted demagogue that she is.

2) She introduces virginal fangirls to mind-destroying fics that have them playing a constant mental loop of perverted high-school love triangles for the rest of their lives.

And the Number One reason to hate baylorsr:

1) SHE KILLED CASEY CONNOR.

Happy birthday, baylorsr. I hate you.

FOUR-NINE-FOUR!