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[oselle]

Today is baylorsr's birthday. As some of you know, baylorsr and I have a long and ugly history. Basically, she is a terrible, terrible person. So here are my:

TOP FIVE REASONS TO HATE baylorsr

5) She lures hapless urbanites to isolated cabins in the north woods and forces them to watch The Evil Dead until they're forever traumatized by lakeside vacation destinations.

4) She operates a Midwestern den of depravity in which she exposes innocent victims to the incubus-like charms of Jensen Ackles on really bad television programs.

3) She creates sick, sick comic books in which she manipulates her characters like the twisted demagogue that she is.

2) She introduces virginal fangirls to mind-destroying fics that have them playing a constant mental loop of perverted high-school love triangles for the rest of their lives.

And the Number One reason to hate baylorsr:

1) SHE KILLED CASEY CONNOR.

Happy birthday, baylorsr. I hate you.

FOUR-NINE-FOUR!

Comments

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

She's one of the undead. No doubt about it. Bet if you check, she's got long, deadly fangs.

Happy birthday anyway, Baylor.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I once saw her crawl blithely into a creepy old cellar under an abandoned cabin and she emerged completely unscathed. Whatever was in there was afraid of HER.

*shudders*

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

As I recall, I crawled in there and maniacally laughed my evil laugh, summoning the creatures of the dark to do my bidding.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

baylorsr sleeps with a nightlight. baylorsr is not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of baylorsr.

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

That is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

Why thank you. *toothy grin*

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

I love that cheeky icon. They really do look like they're looking for Baylor.

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

ALL OF MY EVIL PLANS ARE COMING TOGETHER!

*strokes Zippo and laughs my evil laugh so hard I nearly pee myself*

PS -

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Best. Episode. Ever.

I'm terrified that you're going to get into Jensen/Jared RPS and start sending me links, thereby accomplishing your complete destruction of my soul.

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

Oh, so that's the secret method to completely destroying your soul. I'll be back later, I have some reading to do.

PS -



PPS - Remember the good old days of Domlijah?

[oselle.livejournal.com]

*screams*

Why must cute boys insist on being so disgustingly flirty with each other? Buying hobby horses. Wearing adorably pajamaish shirts out in public. Hugging all the time. Gazing at each other. They they wonder why people write porn about them.

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

Nothing will ever be more adorable than Domlijah.



But Jared and Jensen are pretty darn cute.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Dominic and Elijah were like a couple of bloody teddy bears with each other. It was DISGUSTING. Adorable, yes.

I find it interesting that you just HAPPEN to have smouldering J2 pix so readily at your command. You've been planning this all along, haven't you?

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

I find it interesting that you're throwing around terminology like "J2" with such casual familiarity.

Oh, and you know what else?

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I guess it's easy to pick up fandom jargon when you're not busy plotting acts of depravity against virginal fangirls.

I will now judiciously refrain from making the seeminlgly necessary crack about Jared climbing Jensen who appears so deliciously petite next to his towering boyfriend co-star.

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

Have you noticed that here we are again, just you and I, making with the crazy?

Oh, and another thing -

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I love how we fan each other's flames.

Speaking of flaming, why IS Jared always crawling on Jensen like that? And what is UP with the mandals? I find the whole thing very disturbing.

My my my you've got quite the photo collection, hane't you?

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

Look, whatever Jared wants to do with his boyfriend is his business! Those mandals have to go, though.

I've actually been digging these up as we go. I hope you appreciate the sacrifice, because it's been grueling, I tell you, scouring the Internets for photos of hot guys.

Mmmm, scruffy Jensen.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

They're so hungover in that pictures that just looking at them is giving me a headache.

Mmmmm, scruffy hungover Jensen.

I've actually been digging these up as we go.

Mmm-hm.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

LOL oh you :DD

Happy Birthday to your friend. And tell her that I hate her too for killing Casey :))

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

ALL WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!!!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Don't speak to her. She's ev0L.

[oxer12.livejournal.com]

OMG. I want to print this thread out and stare at it for hours. God, I ACHE for the days of DomLijah, when everything was all shiny and new. And J2 is almost as cute. :-)

Baylor, you are evil and awesome and delicious. \o/

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I think J2 is starting to give Domlijah a serious run for their money. And they're taller!

[oxer12.livejournal.com]

HEY. You take that back, missy!!

OK, they ARE taller and pretty much just as cute, but I can't just roll over so easily.

Baylor - guh. I just...GOD, they were so adorable back in the day. *bibbles*

[elanor1013.livejournal.com]

That reminds me, today I looked at the Hurricane names for 2008 and saw Zeke. I suppose I don't need to tell you what went through my head...

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd hope the season doesn't make it all the way up to the "Z's", though Zeke WAS quite the force of nature..

[golden-berry.livejournal.com]

Oselle and Baylor. Made for each other.

:D

[oselle.livejournal.com]

That's what worries me.