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[oselle]

Except for Dean hyperventilating over his car, and seeing the boys in tuxes, I am so hating this episode.

I'm sick to death of Bela and her accent and her lack of chemistry with either one of them. I'm sick of her smugness and being smarter than the Winchesters and Winchesters playing second fiddle. I'm sick of the complete absence of rock n' roll, the loss of the "Americana" feel, the cheesy motel rooms. I'm sick of not seeing Dean getting his weekly beautiful thrashing. It's 9:35. Why isn't Dean bleeding?

And why the fuck does this show keep repeating itself? First we had identical Sam-Ruby shouting matches twice in the course of two weeks, now we get an almost word-for-word replay of Bela's unconvincing "vengeance" speech. Were the striking writers already on work slowdown when they wrote these episodes?

It's only 9:40 and I've totally lost the gist of this episode. I simply could not care less, and I can't believe there are 10 more episodes of Bela to sit through. I'm getting a little happy that the writers are on strike.

Oh lord, Bela's seeing "the ghost ship." If only she would drown. But we all know Dean's going to save her. Blah blah blah blah blah. Should we start the countdown to sex now? How many episodes do you think are left before they finally get their freak on and spare us this intensely dull sexual "tension?"

Uh-oh, Bela's secretly haunted by a family tragedy. Poor girl. Do we care? I don't. I'm here for Winchesters. WINCHESTERS. Remember them?

Dean looks hot with that shotgun on his shoulder. But Dean looking hot cannot save this dismal episode.

Drown, Bela. Drown, drown, drown.

Dean got slammed into a headstone. Too little, too late, show.

Dean's saving Bela. Well, Sam, technically. But it's Dean who's holding the poor haunted girl...quelle surprise.

It's been a dreadful week and this was the last thing I needed to see. I need a smoke. They shoulda make this like The Fog. Now that was scary.

Buh, ten minutes left. Now Bela will be humbled and repentant...yes? Dean will be compassionate...n'est-ce pas? Let's see! I can hardly wait!

OK, I was wrong. Bela still smug and smarter than Winchesters. Dreadful. Surpisingly, no better than humble repentance. Ugh, obligatory Dean/Bela bonding moment. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Random English chick does not get to psychoanalize Dean Winchester. Countdown to sex...on!!

Ouch, Dean ignores his brother's pain. That kinda got to me. Dean, Dean, Dean. Baby.

Winchesters. More of that, please.

Dear Eric Kripke,
Please let fanficcers write this stuff. They'll do it better.
Best,
Oselle