Hitchiker's Fantasy

[oselle]

Stop being so hot, Dean. I mean, Jensen. I mean, obscenely beautiful spawn of Satan.

Comments

[janissa11.livejournal.com]

BELIEVE ME I'M LOOKING.

::surreptitiously licks monitor::

[oselle.livejournal.com]

There's something wholly unnatural about this man's hotness.

[janissa11.livejournal.com]

There is a potato buried at midnight under an elm in his past somewhere. Or a sacrificed chicken or two.

Or something more infernal. If so, he's a very, very effective advertisement for the bright side of Faustian bargains.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I agree. There's no way you can explain THAT with "good genes" or something. And he's talented and sweet and funny and rich, too.

MEANWHILE I've been trying to sell my soul for YEARS and bupkus. :/

[janissa11.livejournal.com]

He's -- freaky. He's a freaky, gorgeous, talented, dorky, sweet FREAK.

I wonder how much he'd charge for his sperm?

Did I really just say that? It's the menopause talking, never mind me.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

That menopause is a bitch isn't it? It seems like there were no hot men around when I was in my twenties and now...