Fair Warning

[oselle]

The next time you want to disagree with me about something and you choose to start off your argument with the word "um" or any variation thereof? I will begin any and every response to you with the same non-word so that you can see just how juvenile and snotty and imbecilic it looks and how it strips nearly all semblance of intelligent thought out of anything that follows it. This goes double when your argument is um...WRONG, which, I have found, is almost always the case among those who start their comments with "um" because they think it's a terribly clever way to make a point. And then I will hunt you down and kill you with a blunt instrument while screaming "UM! UM! UM!" in your face. "UM!" will be the last thing you ever hear on this earth.

You've been warned.