Three Things I Know

[oselle]

I have had an epiphany. I have realized that there are three and only three things that I know:

1) I don't know anything.

2) I've been wrong about everything I ever thought I knew.

And,

3) Eric Kripke is a middle-aged bald man.

This is the sum total of my lifetime's learning.

Comments

[janissa11.livejournal.com]

AND

4) JENSEN IS THE PRETTIEST MAN ON EARTH.

amirite?

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I only have room in my head for three things.

[janissa11.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll hold onto Jen for ya. Mmmm. ::grabby hands::

Re: ok i'll second j's comment :>

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I know everything I'll ever need to know, at any rate.

[animotus.livejournal.com]

I second janissa's option and I will add:
5)Future!Dean is the most burning hot thing on fictional and not-fictional planet!Plus...his hair is sexy!:D

[oselle.livejournal.com]

As stated above my limit is three. All other information is irrelevant.

[animotus.livejournal.com]

Then delete one of the three you mentioned 'cause my option is more relevant!;D

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I wish that I could but I have recently discovered that fawning over Dean Winchester is one of the things I was wrong about. Only silly, unattractive people with no lives do this. This matter is covered under my article (2). Therefore, my three things stand.

[animotus.livejournal.com]

Eric Kripke &Co. don't know what they are missing,I'm almost sorry for them!They have no idea what it feels like to be a fangirl or just a passionate fan,they don't know most of the writers in this fandom create WAY BETTER things than their team of writers and they don't know we have lives and we are not frustrated or whatever!So WHY should I deprive my eyes of Dean F***ing Winchester?
I always make a picspam of the aired episodes and this time I wanted to skip,then I randomly started searching for pictures of Dean's freckles and BANG!This episode is FULL of fantastic Dean in leather jacket shots!If we need to be silly,well,I'm going to be very silly over Dean and his freckles!;D
I'm sure this doesn't make any sense to you,I just think we're so unhappy because we really shouldn't worry about how Kripke sees us or how we look like at Conventions etc.,we want our Show back,or better...we want to see Dean and Sam story,not them making fun of their fanbase!Because it's embarassing for them,not for us!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Tsk tsk tsk. So very silly. You live in your mother's basement, don't you, you poor dear?

[animotus.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh how did you know!?!?:D

I hope this being silly won't stop you from writing good stuff!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Writing fanfiction? Only silly, unattractive people with no lives do THAT. Usually while breathlessly sitting in the dark, no doubt in their mother's basement.

[animotus.livejournal.com]

Hahaha,you really are making this very hard for me!
But I'm a stubborn,silly,unattractive fangirl who has no life and lives in her mother's basement....and wants to read YOUR future!dean!
Wait,I Know what could I do....
http://i33.tinypic.com/2s0okyu.jpg

[oselle.livejournal.com]

You have linked me to a picture of Jensen Ackles. Objectively speaking, he is an attractive young man which has no doubt contributed to his success in a field in which appearance is important. That is fortunate for him because if he were unattractive he might have run the risk of being silly and having no life and living in his mother's basement.

[animotus.livejournal.com]

Okay,I give up!I'm feeling kind of silly!For real!:D

[oxer12.livejournal.com]

I READ fic in my mother's basement (well, I would if she lived on the same continent as me). Does that count?

[i-o-r-h-a-e-l.livejournal.com]

*is shaky and teary*

[muffaletta.livejournal.com]

Does it have to be my mother's basement? I pretty much use any available basement. It helps with the whole "creepy social misfit" image I got going on.