Spread out the dicks!

[oselle]

I rented Season 2 of Flight of the Conchords and this? Is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I don't know how anyone on this show ever manages to keep a straight face.

And because it's even better if you know the words:

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks

Going to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-ho ratio
Five to one is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks

Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Scadaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

Comments

[blueman200.livejournal.com]

Oh....

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Well this certainly made ME happy.

[ariadnes-string.livejournal.com]

Hee! I've never seen Flight of the Conchords, but I did see a hilarious ST!reboot vid set to the at song--it went pretty much as you'd imagine--

thanks for the link--and happy new year!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Oh, you simply must watch Flight of the Conchords. Consistently hilarious, brilliant madness.

[oxer12.livejournal.com]

That is hysterical! And directed by Michel Gondry? I didn't know that! Does he direct the whole series, or just that episode?

I've always heard good things about this show. I need to add it to my Netflix queue.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

This is the only episode that I'm aware of Michel Gondry directing. But the whole show is brilliant. Bizarre but brilliant.

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

They're genius, aren't they?

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Absolute genius. I also wanted to post "I Told You I Was Freaky" but thought this was enough.

Sugalumps.

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

Re: Sugalumps.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Again...no idea how they keep a straight face.

[elvisglasses5.livejournal.com]

Christmas night, I sat down with my three siblings who proceeded to introduce me to this show. Since my father was also watching with us, I'm glad we didn't hit upon this specific ep. Not sure if I want to know if my dad finds disco-light-nuts as amusing as I do.

p.s... I'm friending you based on your great fic, amusing vids, political views (which I share), and recent experiment in the wonders of not giving a shit how you look to go to work in the morning. You're inspiring me to discuss more interesting things on my LJ (which I infrequently post to) than SPN-related squee/ponderings. : )

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I agree. I'm not sure I'd want to watch disco balls with my old man.

For the record, I am still not giving a shit about how I look when I go to work in the morning. I'm pretty much on the verge of showing up in my pajamas.