SPN 6:05: Live Free or Twihard

[oselle]

That sucked. No pun intended. I mean it really sucked. It's not even worth doing my usual blabbity-blah because it just sucked.

You may be thinking that I thought it sucked because we now know beyond any doubt that Sam not only doesn't care about Dean but will actively put him in harm's way, even to the point of being killed. Actually, it's even worse than that, he's willing to use Dean as some sort of...science experiment. He's a paranormal Dr. Mengele. Okay so, point taken: Dean means nothing to Sam except for however Sam can exploit him to satisfy whatever sick curiosity. Got it.

What sucks is that I know that none of this will matter. It will never receive a satisfactory explanation or resolution, Sam will be unjustifiably exonerated, Dean will apologize for... something, and Sera Gamble will give an interview talking about how cool it all is. THAT, my friends, is what sucks.

ETA: Oh, and what was that "maybe your brother has some Campbell in him after all" crap? Shut the fuck up, gramps. Where were you when the apocalypse was going down, big shot? Hiding out at your compound with the rest of your sociopath douchebag militia?

Comments

[emeraldus.livejournal.com]

The biggest disappointment of last night? No neck nibbling of Dean. I was expecting neck nibbling!

And, hey, writers, all the heavy handed not subtle at all slamming of Twilight is not clever, it's just in poor taste, and it smacks of sour grapes. This is from someone who's anti-Twilight.

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Well, Gordon nibbled on Dean's neck back in "Fresh Blood."

I think it's funny as hell that all the vamps were deliberately recruited because they were attractive but Boris himself was an ugly mofo. Heaven forbid the writers throw us some fanservice by having Dean get manhandled and turned by some leatherclad prettyboy.

As far as the Twilight mockery...Twilight is so awful it's almost impossible to mock. The fake passage that Dean read out loud was nowhere near as dreadful as anything you'll find in the actual books. And if you're going to make fun of something, you should at least be consistent -- they didn't even make an effort to make those book jackets look like the real ones (a look that would be very easy to duplicate) and why did Dean mention "Lautner" as if they were talking about the real Twilight series and not a parody of it?