My tweets

[oselle]

• Sun, 01:45: There's a freakishly hot guy working at my local deli. Con: Poor, works at deli. Pro: Hot, irresistible potential for salami jokes.
• Sun, 02:04: Texas is so Christian & Republican, I wonder why God is punishing it with hellfire and drought. Mysterious ways...mysterious ways.

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[oxer12.livejournal.com]

BTW, I love that you post your tweets here, because I would much rather just check LJ to see what you're up to, and this way I don't have to miss out! :)

We're on Day 37 of 100+ temps. The record is 42 straight days, set back in 1980. I'm pretty sure we're going past that! Why does God hate Dallas so much?? ;)

[oselle.livejournal.com]

BTW, I love that you post your tweets here

Hey, thank LJ's cool automatic cross-posting. I'd be way too lazy to repost this stuff myself!

Why does God hate Dallas so much??

I don't know, but he sure does. It was cool and rainy in Gomorrah-on-the-Hudson this morning, and this in spite of the fact that HOMOSEXUALS have now been getting married here for a whole two weeks. YEA VERILY why have we not been struck to the bottom of the ocean??

Maybe Rick Perry needs to pray harder.

[pedx.livejournal.com]

Also HOT: ALL THOSE SANDWICHES

I LOVE SANDWICHES

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Plus: FREE CHEESE.

I LOVE CHEESE.