My tweets

[oselle]

• Sun, 01:45: There's a freakishly hot guy working at my local deli. Con: Poor, works at deli. Pro: Hot, irresistible potential for salami jokes.
• Sun, 02:04: Texas is so Christian & Republican, I wonder why God is punishing it with hellfire and drought. Mysterious ways...mysterious ways.

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[pedx.livejournal.com]

Also HOT: ALL THOSE SANDWICHES

I LOVE SANDWICHES

[oselle.livejournal.com]

Plus: FREE CHEESE.

I LOVE CHEESE.