I Stand Corrected

[oselle]

In my last post I said that conservative Christians should stop calling themselves Christians because they don't follow the word of Christ. Never let it be said that I'm unwilling to admit when I'm wrong because I now have good evidence that at least one conservative Christian is paying very close attention to the word of Christ. Or at least, the words of Christ.

"An American Christian has produced a brief film for YouTube that connects one statement by Jesus in the Gospel of Luke to President Barack Obama.

His 4-minute video focuses on the direct quote: "I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven." (Luke 10:18)

"When I started doing a little research, I found the Greek word for 'lightning' is 'astrape', and the Hebrew equivalent is 'Baraq,'" said YouTube contributor "ppsimmons," a self-described Christian with a theological education and many years in the ministry, who spoke to WND under condition of anonymity out of concern for members of his local church. "I thought that was fascinating."

As he continued looking into the rest of the words in the phrase, he focused on "heaven," and found that it can refer not just to God's dwelling place, but also "the heights" or "high places."

He then recalled Isaiah 14:14, where Lucifer, another name for Satan, is quoted as saying, "I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High."

"I wondered what the word 'heights' is," said ppsimmons, "and I looked it up in the dictionary, and it's 'Bamah.'"

Thus, on the video, the announcer notes, "If spoken by a Jewish rabbi today, influenced by the poetry of Isaiah, He (Jesus) would say these words in Hebrew ... 'I saw Satan as Baraq Ubamah.'"

Yes, of course. Why would anyone bother with boring, preachy claptrap like the Sermon on the Mount when they could be conjuring up fun "Paul is Dead"-style conspiracy theories? Say, I wonder what messages you get when you play a Toby Keith album backwards? Maybe "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

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Comments

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

That's one of the best LOLs ever.

I'm LOLing so I don't cry!

[oselle.livejournal.com]

I'm LOLing and crying at the same time!